The Mortal Plane is Closed for Departures.

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PEOPLE NEED TO STOP CHECKING OUT OF THE MORTAL PLANE!!! (except for that one orange dipshit)

YES. THE MORTAL PLANE IS CURRENTLY CLOSED FOR DEPARTURES. (except for that one orange dipshit).

Nobody else gets to fucking leave. The gates are shut. Charon is on mandatory PTO. The Valkyries have been sent home. Anubis has been informed there is a paperwork backlog. Elysium is at capacity.

Because goddammit, Cam. There comes a point where grief stops arriving politely one loss at a time and starts feeling like somebody is kicking holes in the fabric of your world.

And “I just saw you at Paganicon” is particularly cruel. My brain still has fresh evidence that you existed. I saw you, I talked to you. I squished upon your person. YOU OCCUPIED SPACE IN MY WORLD and right now I'm being asked to comprehend a reality that contradicts that evidence.

So yes.

EVERYBODY STAY THE FUCK PUT.

Attendance is mandatory. No early dismissal. No unauthorized astral fucking field trips.

I've had enough goodbyes.



The selfish part of me is going to miss you like crazy my love. The other part of me knows that you're safe, whole and healthy again. Run through my dreams, run through Elysium. I love you Cameron Koester. Your mortal body will be missed. 


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