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What about the family farm?

 From my house, I can see the cotton gin behind the Subway across the street. For weeks now, it’s been running nonstop, like most of the gins in this part of the world at this time of year. The cotton fields have been picked bare, and enormous bales sit waiting in the fields and crowding the gin lots. Harvest doesn’t punch a clock. It’s an all-day, every-day operation. And the dust? Incredible. Especially this year, when the rain just hasn’t come. Everything already feels dry and coated, and the gins keep right on running. Even the trees look worn out. Those changing leaves might pass for autumn color at a glance, but around here, drought is doing its share of the decorating. And the farmers around here are hurting. From where I’m sitting, the economy is in the tank. But seed still has to be bought. Fuel still has to go into the equipment. Machinery still breaks, and somebody has to pay to fix it. Where the gins own the land, the men and women farming it can still be the ones footi...

Why Witches are Tired

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I have just uncovered the real secret history of witchcraft . Forget moon phases. Forget Mercury retrograde. Forget the complicated correspondence tables. Witches are cranky because their familiars are fucking cats. And cats do not observe human concepts such as sleep , quiet hours , personal space , or the structural integrity of plastic bags. What I experienced last night was apparently: 12:00 AM: One cat begins an aria entitled THE DOOR IS CLOSED AND THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. 2:00 AM: Another discovers plastic. CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH. 4:00 AM: THE THUNDERDOME OPENS. Two cats who have lived in the same house for approximately three weeks decide that tonight is the perfect night to settle several ancient territorial disputes dating back to the Mesozoic Era. 4:17 AM: Screaming. 4:19 AM: Hissing. 4:21 AM: Running approximately 900 miles per hour across the house. 4:22 AM: Something falls over. 4:23 AM: Silence. You think, Finally. 4:24 AM: MRRRRROOOOOOOOW. And somewher...