Another “Witch Book” Hits the Shelves… And It’s 66 Pages of Absolute Nonsense

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So guess what just showed up for sale on AliExpress of all places?

A brand new, mysterious little title promising “Old Witch Spells from Ancient Traditions” — for the bargain-bin price of $0.99.

That’s right.
You too can now own the entire history of the Craft — bound in 66 pages of vague, AI-generated fluff, printed on toilet paper and blessed by absolutely no one — for less than a can of gas station soda.

📉 What You Get for $0.99

According to the listing, this spellbook contains:

  • “Authentic Old Witch Incantations” (with all the grammatical charm of a mistranslated IKEA manual meets the worst of AI generated illustrations)

  • “Potent Rituals of the Ancients” (read: dollar-store candle magic and affirmations stolen from Tumblr)

  • “Guaranteed Results” (because that’s what real witches promise, right? Results, like Amazon Prime)

No citations.
No sourcing.
No context.

NO AUTHOR


Just vibes, filler, and enough spelling errors to hex an English teacher.

🧹 This Isn’t Gatekeeping — It’s Broom Sweeping

I’m not here to yuck your path.
I’m here to protect the sanctity of it.

If your spell book costs less than a pack of incense, and it reads like someone copy-pasted Moon Pinterest and slapped a skull on the cover… that’s not witchcraft.
That’s alibaba alchemy.

Witchcraft has weight.
It has lineage.
It requires effort, not exports.

You don’t buy the Craft for $0.99 — you live it.

🕯️ Final Word from This Old Witch

Want real magic?

  • Read the books with spine and sweat in them.

  • Sit at the feet of someone who’s burned for it.

  • Learn from the dirt, the blood, the bones — not from a knock-off grimoire sold next to knock-off sneakers.

And if you’re ready to stop performing witchcraft and start becoming it...
There’s something coming.

A book carved from bone and fire.
Not cute. Not fluffy. Not filtered.
Just truth.

Watch this space. 🔥



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